eat five dicks

a generation repackaged

2006-10-02T14:37:11Z

we are a generation wasted
on waiting tables and failed get rich quick schemes
so starved for a revolution
that we accept the rebellion provided for us.

get out of your own head.
make each decision based on the information available.
not making a choice
is still a choice.

The most unheard of, unappreciated speech...from a very unlikely speaker.

2006-06-03T05:03:11Z

In February 2003 Sen. Robert Byrd (FROM WEST VIRGINIA OF ALL PLACES) delivered a speech from the Senate floor regarding Iraq.

this should go down in history as one of the more elegant examples of American rhetoric, and the only sensible, logical words to come out of our government since 9/11.

This being said on the senate floor prior to our invasion of Iraq.

http://audio.wegoted.com/dailyaudio/Byrd.mp3

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2006-06-01T15:52:46Z

i move back to gboro in exactly 2 months.

sleep it.

decrescendoalg @ 2006-05-03T18:48:00

2006-05-04T01:57:10Z

i dont know if anyone caught steven colbert's performance as the closing act at the white house correspondants dinner, but it was fucking amazing.

a few quotes (mind you George Bush was sitting 10 feet to the right of him throughout):

"Mr. Snow, I don't know how you ever plan on replacing Scott McLellan, that man could say nothing like nobody."

"Reverend Jessie Jackson is a tough interview, he says what he wants, as loud as he wants, and as SLOW as he wants to say it. Seriously, talking to him is like boxing with a glacier. (amid laughter) Yeah, enjoy that similie folks, cause your grandkids won't know what a glacier is."

"Damn you liberal media, NOTHING is ever enough for you. You call for personnel changes in the White House, and they give it to you, and then you have the nerve to call it 'rearranging the deckchairs on the titanic." Well I call that bull. This administration is SOARING, not sinking. If anything, they're rearranging the deckchairs on the Hindenberg."

If you missed it I feel sorry for you, cause you cant find it online anymore because of "copyright infringements". But ask me and i'll send the video to you over AIM.

check this shit out

2006-05-03T00:38:16Z

http://www.loremo.com/index_en.php

157 miles to the gallon.

thats alls i gotta say.

qoute from Hermann Goering

2006-04-17T03:27:24Z

Hermann Goering
(1893-1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe, President of the Reichstag, Prime Minister of Prussia and, as Hitler's designated successor, the second man in the Third Reich.

"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don't want war neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

good god he's a genious

2006-04-16T23:25:09Z

So i recently obtained this book written by Jon Stewart in 1998 called "Naked Pictures of Famous People", and it has had me laughing to tears all day.

Excerpt from chapter titled "The New Judaism"
(this chapter is on the past trials and tribulations of Jews and how his new amendments to the faith would solve all future problems"

" ...The Spanish Inquisition: Grand Inquisitor's Sophisticated Method of Interrogation

Inquisitor: Are you a Jew?

Jew: No.

Inquisitor: Are you sure you're not a Jew?

Jew: Yes.

Inquisitor: Oh well, sorry to trouble you. Would you like to stay for cake?

Jew: Is it chocolate? I'm allergic to chocolate.

Inquisitor: It's an out-of-this-world lemon pound cake.

Jew: Well, maybe just a nosh...

(the inquisitor smiles a sinister smile)

Jew: Damn!"

"OUR MASCOT:

'Jews have a mascot?" you ask. No. This is a problem. Any new idea that expects to have legs in the marketplace needs a lovable mascot to represent and brand the product with the populace. Just ask Santa. How many Jews have felt the pain of trying to compete during the Christmas season by concocting a mascot, the personification of their own giftgiving holiday? A Hanukkah Harry, the swarthy man in charge of Jewish kids' presents who waits until the Christmas rush has ended to try and get some decent bargains, only to find the good toys gone.
The New Judaism takes a page from the playbook of successful ventures like Christianity and R.J. Reynolds with the unveiling of our new character, Jewey. Jewey's a cool, camel-like character (actually Joe Camel with some slight retooling) who brings laughter and joy to all the Kinder. Imagine a Bar Mitzvah boy's excitement at knowing he just became a man, and that Jewey's on his way with money and cigarettes. And here's the best part...He can fly!"

Basically, buy this book. You'll either hate it, or spend a whole day unable to breathe. Yep

decrescendoalg @ 2006-04-08T05:18:00

2006-04-08T05:18:20Z

this isn't any sympathy shit, this isn't any FREEDOM ON THE MARCH SHIT. AND THIS ISN'T BULLSHIT!!!

please, im begging you. if you have any concept of the importance of truth, integrity, or justice.if you even have a fucking soul, go to this link, scroll down to where it says "BYU Professor Steven Jones - February 1st, 2006" and download the video. Thousands of people lost their lives, GIVE UP A FEW MINUTES OF YOURS AND GIVE A DAMN FOR ONCE!

http://www.911blogger.com/2006/02/dr-steven-jones-utah-seminar-video.html

you claim to be politically active, and informed, and responsible. WELL FUCKING PROVE IT.

i just saw ron white

2006-04-07T05:39:02Z

eat it!

im still alive motherfuckers

2006-04-06T14:17:29Z

sleep that.

my year in cali so far

2006-01-04T05:42:49Z

jan 1. landed in LAX at 6.
at dinner at 10 o'clock (which to you, and my body, was 1 in the morning)
stayed the night at THE FUCKING RITZ CARLTON in pasadena. (sweeeeeet)

jan 2. went to watch the rose bowl parade. i fucking hate parades. and fucking
parades during the rainy apocolypse are no exception. (suckfest '06)
completely soaked i drove home (westlake village just outside of malibu)
i then proceeded to pound a bottle of wine because i somehow convinced
my parents it helped with jetlag (snap) (sorry).

got a job today at romano's macaroni grill. not bad after less than a day of job hunting.

i miss everyone and have spent most of my time either driving around or playing Legend of Dragoon (shut up).

sooooo, basically, its ok here, but not as great as people say it is. taco bell is like 8 bucks and every guy thinks he's bam margera. if i see another douche bag in a trucker hat im gonna vomit.

california

2005-12-19T01:03:23Z

so, its official.

im moving to california. i want to try to see as many people as possible before i leave. so give me a call to let me know where you'll be between now and new years.

I know it a ridiculous concept but....

2005-12-18T03:59:51Z

I'm posting on livejournal about myspace.

If you know me, if you are a friend of mine, or if you just care about my whereabouts, it is VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU GO TO

www.myspace.com/allsiliconnotalent

and read my new blog. it's not about my heart, it's not about my thoughts, it's not some epiphany. just trust me and go read it.

decrescendoalg @ 2005-11-18T10:32:00

2005-11-18T15:32:51Z

Ready Go!
YOU CAN ASK ME TEN QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully, best i can...

don't go too nuts on me.

decrescendoalg @ 2005-11-17T18:57:00

2005-11-17T23:54:05Z

let this mountain we have made
soak itself in the whiskey rain
then we'll strike up a match
and set it ablaze

until theres nothing left to tie us to this place

NEW ALG RECORDINGS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-13T17:17:51Z

yep, thats all ive got to say.

www.purevolume.com/afterlettinggo

go to it. now-ish.

i mean....whatever

2005-09-20T16:42:28Z

You really hate
THE ENGLISH
(78% Fuck soccer)

and...
Kevin as well
(100% he's a douche)

You are best described as a:

Drunk

Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

hey, yeah you, come to this show

2005-08-22T14:23:23Z

this wednesday the 24th at aces basement

A Kiss For Jersey
Becoming The Archetype (Solid State Records)
Embrace The End (Abacus)
After Letting Go (who?)

doors at 7, show at 730. we're probably playing first.
so dont show up fashionably late, its not fashionable.
its just getting less music for your money.

decrescendoalg @ 2005-07-11T20:48:00

2005-07-12T00:55:04Z

just tried to take that "how american are you test"

didnt make it all the way through.

whoever made it is an idiot.

the questions arent bad, but the answers put in there allow for 3 people to answer.

1.jackass uninformed liberals

2.jackass uninformed conservatives.

3.and then theres the third answer which is obviously the one the person who made the test wants you to pick.

his answer being the only one he didnt make sound stupid.

no big deal. its not the fucking SATs. i just couldnt help but laugh right before i closed window.

p.s. was very amused by the answers to the beer question.

decrescendoalg @ 2005-06-14T11:25:00

2005-06-14T15:25:47Z

im 20 motherfuckers!

REGS DIRTY OWNS YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-06-11T01:58:25Z

just read the subject.

thats all i got.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

2005-05-31T07:18:54Z

ATTENTION WORLD!!!

I JUST SPENT THE PAST 3 HOURS ON THE GOOD END OF EVERY BODOGGING!!!!

if you dont know what this means, dont ask, and its nothing sexual.

well, to you it isnt.

its now 3 in the morning and im going to sleep scrooge mcduck style.

decrescendoalg @ 2005-04-06T01:49:00

2005-04-06T05:58:56Z

R.I.P.

greg's hair passed away tuesday in the midafternoon. it fell victim to a violent scissoring from behind.

culprit unknown but is allegedly running around charging too much for hair wax.

maybe pictures up soon, i dont know, probably not.

by the way, if you're in the raleigh area. come see ALG play at the brewery this friday.

itll be fun. i promise.

or if you're more in the eastern NC area, go watch us saturday in......wilson?.....i think....some
place called the dirty south lounge. who knows. theres probably info on www.afterlettinggo.com
or www.myspace.com/afterlettinggo

dont ask me, ill just be following kevin, or riding shotgun...im useless.

p.s. if you have myspace, be sure to add beasley.

decrescendoalg @ 2005-03-29T14:44:00

2005-03-29T19:44:42Z

everyone go to www.afterlettinggo.com and check it out.

NOW!!!

that is all.

Attention

2005-03-04T16:13:24Z

spring break starts tomorrow.
our house rental starts sunday.

the following people are impacient assholes:

1. English

hahaha, you dickhole. i love/hate/hate/hate/lo....hate you/