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it got so bright it died...
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| a generation repackaged |
[02 Oct 2006|10:35am] |
we are a generation wasted
on waiting tables and failed get rich quick schemes
so starved for a revolution
that we accept the rebellion provided for us.
get out of your own head.
make each decision based on the information available.
not making a choice
is still a choice.
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| WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
[01 Jun 2006|08:50am] |
i move back to gboro in exactly 2 months.
sleep it.
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[03 May 2006|06:48pm] |
i dont know if anyone caught steven colbert's performance as the closing act at the white house correspondants dinner, but it was fucking amazing.
a few quotes (mind you George Bush was sitting 10 feet to the right of him throughout):
"Mr. Snow, I don't know how you ever plan on replacing Scott McLellan, that man could say nothing like nobody."
"Reverend Jessie Jackson is a tough interview, he says what he wants, as loud as he wants, and as SLOW as he wants to say it. Seriously, talking to him is like boxing with a glacier. (amid laughter) Yeah, enjoy that similie folks, cause your grandkids won't know what a glacier is."
"Damn you liberal media, NOTHING is ever enough for you. You call for personnel changes in the White House, and they give it to you, and then you have the nerve to call it 'rearranging the deckchairs on the titanic." Well I call that bull. This administration is SOARING, not sinking. If anything, they're rearranging the deckchairs on the Hindenberg."
If you missed it I feel sorry for you, cause you cant find it online anymore because of "copyright infringements". But ask me and i'll send the video to you over AIM.
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| qoute from Hermann Goering |
[17 Apr 2006|03:24am] |
Hermann Goering
(1893-1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe, President of the Reichstag, Prime Minister of Prussia and, as Hitler's designated successor, the second man in the Third Reich.
"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people don't want war neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
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| good god he's a genious |
[16 Apr 2006|11:13pm] |
So i recently obtained this book written by Jon Stewart in 1998 called "Naked Pictures of Famous People", and it has had me laughing to tears all day.
Excerpt from chapter titled "The New Judaism"
(this chapter is on the past trials and tribulations of Jews and how his new amendments to the faith would solve all future problems"
" ...The Spanish Inquisition: Grand Inquisitor's Sophisticated Method of Interrogation
Inquisitor: Are you a Jew?
Jew: No.
Inquisitor: Are you sure you're not a Jew?
Jew: Yes.
Inquisitor: Oh well, sorry to trouble you. Would you like to stay for cake?
Jew: Is it chocolate? I'm allergic to chocolate.
Inquisitor: It's an out-of-this-world lemon pound cake.
Jew: Well, maybe just a nosh...
(the inquisitor smiles a sinister smile)
Jew: Damn!"
"OUR MASCOT:
'Jews have a mascot?" you ask. No. This is a problem. Any new idea that expects to have legs in the marketplace needs a lovable mascot to represent and brand the product with the populace. Just ask Santa. How many Jews have felt the pain of trying to compete during the Christmas season by concocting a mascot, the personification of their own giftgiving holiday? A Hanukkah Harry, the swarthy man in charge of Jewish kids' presents who waits until the Christmas rush has ended to try and get some decent bargains, only to find the good toys gone.
The New Judaism takes a page from the playbook of successful ventures like Christianity and R.J. Reynolds with the unveiling of our new character, Jewey. Jewey's a cool, camel-like character (actually Joe Camel with some slight retooling) who brings laughter and joy to all the Kinder. Imagine a Bar Mitzvah boy's excitement at knowing he just became a man, and that Jewey's on his way with money and cigarettes. And here's the best part...He can fly!"
Basically, buy this book. You'll either hate it, or spend a whole day unable to breathe. Yep
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[08 Apr 2006|05:18am] |
this isn't any sympathy shit, this isn't any FREEDOM ON THE MARCH SHIT. AND THIS ISN'T BULLSHIT!!!
please, im begging you. if you have any concept of the importance of truth, integrity, or justice.if you even have a fucking soul, go to this link, scroll down to where it says "BYU Professor Steven Jones - February 1st, 2006" and download the video. Thousands of people lost their lives, GIVE UP A FEW MINUTES OF YOURS AND GIVE A DAMN FOR ONCE!
http://www.911blogger.com/2006/02/dr-steven-jones-utah-seminar-video.html
you claim to be politically active, and informed, and responsible. WELL FUCKING PROVE IT.
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| my year in cali so far |
[04 Jan 2006|05:39am] |
jan 1. landed in LAX at 6.
at dinner at 10 o'clock (which to you, and my body, was 1 in the morning)
stayed the night at THE FUCKING RITZ CARLTON in pasadena. (sweeeeeet)
jan 2. went to watch the rose bowl parade. i fucking hate parades. and fucking
parades during the rainy apocolypse are no exception. (suckfest '06)
completely soaked i drove home (westlake village just outside of malibu)
i then proceeded to pound a bottle of wine because i somehow convinced
my parents it helped with jetlag (snap) (sorry).
got a job today at romano's macaroni grill. not bad after less than a day of job hunting.
i miss everyone and have spent most of my time either driving around or playing Legend of Dragoon (shut up).
sooooo, basically, its ok here, but not as great as people say it is. taco bell is like 8 bucks and every guy thinks he's bam margera. if i see another douche bag in a trucker hat im gonna vomit.
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| california |
[18 Dec 2005|08:02pm] |
so, its official.
im moving to california. i want to try to see as many people as possible before i leave. so give me a call to let me know where you'll be between now and new years.
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| I know it a ridiculous concept but.... |
[17 Dec 2005|10:57pm] |
I'm posting on livejournal about myspace.
If you know me, if you are a friend of mine, or if you just care about my whereabouts, it is VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU GO TO
www.myspace.com/allsiliconnotalent
and read my new blog. it's not about my heart, it's not about my thoughts, it's not some epiphany. just trust me and go read it.
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[18 Nov 2005|10:32am] |
Ready Go!
YOU CAN ASK ME TEN QUESTIONS::
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__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully, best i can...
don't go too nuts on me.
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[17 Nov 2005|06:57pm] |
let this mountain we have made
soak itself in the whiskey rain
then we'll strike up a match
and set it ablaze
until theres nothing left to tie us to this place
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| i mean....whatever |
[20 Sep 2005|12:42pm] |
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kid dynomite!!! |
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You really hate
THE ENGLISH
(78% Fuck soccer)
and...
Kevin as well
(100% he's a douche)
You are best described as a:
Drunk
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid |
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| hey, yeah you, come to this show |
[22 Aug 2005|12:55am] |
this wednesday the 24th at aces basement
A Kiss For Jersey
Becoming The Archetype (Solid State Records)
Embrace The End (Abacus)
After Letting Go (who?)
doors at 7, show at 730. we're probably playing first.
so dont show up fashionably late, its not fashionable.
its just getting less music for your money.
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[11 Jul 2005|08:48pm] |
just tried to take that "how american are you test"
didnt make it all the way through.
whoever made it is an idiot.
the questions arent bad, but the answers put in there allow for 3 people to answer.
1.jackass uninformed liberals
2.jackass uninformed conservatives.
3.and then theres the third answer which is obviously the one the person who made the test wants you to pick.
his answer being the only one he didnt make sound stupid.
no big deal. its not the fucking SATs. i just couldnt help but laugh right before i closed window.
p.s. was very amused by the answers to the beer question.
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im 20 motherfuckers!
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